Relationship Q Answered...

After seeing my previous post, many KPO frenz started bombarding me wif Qs like “Are u getting married soon?” or “Who’s the lucky gal?”… When I started accusing them of being kpo, they all came up wif the same old “I am juz being concerned as a fren” reason. Aiyo… pls loh… kpo juz admit loh… haha… thanx so much for ur “concern” lehz…

Actually… to tell the truth… I am not even sure myself wat type of status I am in rite now… Depending on wat Q u asked, my answers can be contradictory n confusing… If u ask me whether I am currently in a r/s, I am… but if u ask me whether she’s THE ONE, then definitely NO…

Before u start accusing me of being a lying cheating bastard playing wif some gal’s feelings, let me finish my words 1st… I AM NOT… in fact, SHE is beside me rite now, watching me type tis entry… I can sense the “ !!! ” going on in ur minds… haha…

WE belong to 2 entirely different worlds… I am a chinese teacher while SHE is a “potato”… SHE is an enthusiast in the arts while I am a retard, SHE goes to orchestra performances n plays while the onli form of art I am interested in is PORN… haha… SHE’s pretty, hardworking n independent… I am ugly, lazy n a sloth… the list goes on n on… then how we end up together? Maybe it’s fate… or juz the theory of “opposites attract” like magnets…

WE have NO FUTURE together… sounds harsh but true… I know tat… SHE knows tat… but WE are both still so calm n cool abt it… haha… Our differences aside, the MAIN problem is tat I am a family man, my dream is to haf my own family n kids (pls refer to previous post for more details) but SHE… well… dun really haf faith in marriage n SHE most certainly dun plan to haf kids… pls dun misunderstand… I am not blaming her or anything… everyone has their own beliefs n way of life… there’s no so-called right or wrong… it’s juz tat maybe WE are not fated to be meant for each other…

Strange… I tink WE are supposed to feel sad or something… but WE are still laffing n teasing each other… maybe it’s becoz WE have tis common understanding btw us… not many couples can handle things as calmly as the 2 of us in tis situation… hmm… now I finally see where WE are compatible… maybe WE are both crazy… hahaha…

Finally, all u kpo ppl n “concerned” frenz out there… to pacify ur ferocious curiosity n answer ur constant nagging Qs abt my personal love life…

Conclusion: I am currently in a r/s which I would describe as WEIRD, judging by normal standards, becoz WE are both waiting for either 1 of us (or beta both of us) to find some1 new… haha… Pls dun judge or criticize our r/s (like it’s a joke or WE are not serious or anything lidat) coz 1) It’s unfair coz u dun understand us or know wat WE are tinking… I can assure u WE are both being beri mature n serious 2) If u cun accept wat u are reading here, or tink our r/s is against ur beliefs or moral values… then too bad, I offer no apologies… diff ppl haf diff beliefs, diff values, diff ways of dealing wif things… u juz haf to realize n accept tis fact of life… 3) Most Importantly… it really is none of ur biz so dun bother…

Damn long post… I have revealed a lot… more than wat a scorpio would reveal on normal days… so pls pls pls… from now on, no more Qs abt my personal love life… all my “concerned” frenz out there…